tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929303084525888415.post2025493508168834147..comments2023-11-02T11:40:44.103+00:00Comments on Constableconfused.com: Just for amusement.Constable Confused.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08826293130119465865noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929303084525888415.post-86806207627680783842009-09-01T21:31:19.568+01:002009-09-01T21:31:19.568+01:00I think the poem you quoted is by Adrian Plass, he...I think the poem you quoted is by Adrian Plass, he did a whole set of them for different jobs.Elliotthttp://www.elliottrodgers.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929303084525888415.post-79630761164250294562009-07-27T10:40:47.022+01:002009-07-27T10:40:47.022+01:00"Sure the Craic was good, in Cricklewood, and..."Sure the Craic was good, in Cricklewood, and they wouldn't leave The Crown<br /><br />Oh Mother dear, I'm over here, `an I'm never comin' back;<br /><br />What keeps me here, is the ring 'O beer, the women...and the Craic"<br /><br />(Overheard in `Biddy Mulligans`, Cricklewood Rd jw Walm Lane, 1972, They pulled it down, but The Crown's still there, sniff sniff :)Hogdayafternoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188146617570775741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929303084525888415.post-34697309505021940272009-07-25T12:30:16.141+01:002009-07-25T12:30:16.141+01:00Just stopped in to see how you're doing? Any n...Just stopped in to see how you're doing? Any news from the application process? If they don't pick you they're fools! BGBenefitScroungingScumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08939136229593231935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929303084525888415.post-14026749209651061492009-07-25T01:40:55.911+01:002009-07-25T01:40:55.911+01:00D'oh.....that should have read "lager&quo...D'oh.....that should have read "lager"....not "larger"!!!<br />Oh dear, dyslexia strikes again.<br />What's your excuse C.C, for "seemeed" [quite amusing].<br />I bet it was the lager!<br /><br />A. FriendAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929303084525888415.post-9067642180514077592009-07-23T02:01:40.750+01:002009-07-23T02:01:40.750+01:00Oh dear Lord, please hear my prayer,
And save mank...Oh dear Lord, please hear my prayer,<br />And save mankind from Larger,<br />A snare for fools, a path to despair.<br />To avoid life's traps, one must try harder!<br />Treating body and soul, with far greater care.<br /><br />Oh dear Lord, please hear my prayer,<br />And save us from the demon drink,<br />For a grieving heart, it cannot repair,<br />Nor lift any sorrow, when spirits do sink,<br />As life is a test, when folk are unfair.<br /><br />Oh dear Lord, please hear my prayer,<br />And save my friend, hovering on the brink.<br />Please guide him to safety, with your loving care.<br />Distracted and tempted, he was led into drink.<br />But the true world of 'spirit', is beyond compare.<br /><br />With love, from me, for you.<br /><br />A. FriendAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929303084525888415.post-72234434750209380802009-07-22T15:17:25.741+01:002009-07-22T15:17:25.741+01:00Mmm Beer.
SC Homer SimpsonMmm Beer.<br /><br />SC Homer SimpsonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8929303084525888415.post-52104017073850126132009-07-21T01:04:10.168+01:002009-07-21T01:04:10.168+01:00Our Father, who art in Hendon,
Harrow Road be thy ...Our Father, who art in Hendon,<br />Harrow Road be thy name<br />Thy Kingston come<br />Thy Wimbledon<br />In Erith as it is in Hendon<br />Give us this day our Berkhamstead<br />And forgive us our Westminsters<br />As we forgive those who Westminster against us<br />Lead us not into Temple Station<br />But deliver us from Ealing<br />For thine is the Kingston,the Purley and the Crawley<br />For Iver and Iver<br />Crouch End.Dandelionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12302932867084357713noreply@blogger.com